30 pounds, 9 weeks, toni braxton's "ungain my lard" parody!
30 waist, little behind, dolly parton's "lil' ol' bitty pissant country butt" parody!


i was driving this way 2 years before "ironic"

swallow me down...what a jagged little dyl (TM)

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